- Raise them as the opposite sex to what they are until the age of 21.
- Make them wear leather pyjamas, even to sleepover parties.
- Feed them cereal for lunch, left-over pizza for breakfast and pre-leftover pizza for dinner.
- Name my first-born son Balthazar, or Blastoise.
- Keep exotic pets such as pythons and Brazilian hookers around the house.
- Boosting their immunity to hunger by letting their immune system fight off the disease without intervention.
- Fetus room.
