Offspring,
Blogs are forever. No matter how hard you try and erase and delete information you once thought was cool to put up, some Chinese mega-search-engine has already saved, cached and archived what you just posted. In the future, everything will be accessible (citation required), including this. So to my son/daughter/half-man-half-mermaid (fingers crossed), welcome to the proof that your life was always going to be shit.
All my friends have blogs. At least, all the ones worth blogging about do. Usually they're blogged about on their own blogs, so I decided to get in on the loop seeing as they don't blog about me at all.
In an homage to a show I've yet to watch a full episode of on the grounds that it isn't good television, I'm living out my life anecdotally through the perspective of my offspring and how everything I do will affect that part of my life.
Apologetically,
Dad.
Apologetically,
Dad.
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